Ladies and gentlemen buckle up your seatbelts and set out for a thrilling ride of ridiculousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an unmissable ride in more aspects than. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a shocking horror comedy that is sure to have you laughing, scratching your head, and thinking about your choices in life, both bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
As soon as we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know the audience is in for a wild trip. He's a stylish smuggler with grace, elegance and a ability to dump his valuable cargo in the most unfortunate locations. He didn't realize at the time he'd by accident create the legend of the century--the "Cocaine Bear!"
So, let go of everything you believe you know about bears as well as their nutritional preferences. This movie takes a daring argument and claims that when bears ingest cocaine, they will not just have fun, but turn into bloodthirsty monsters! Beware, Godzilla we have a new leader in town. And Bears have a love of powdered substances.
Our cast of characters which includes the inept police officers and the criminals who are hapless, and innocent passers-by who were unable to get through a bag of paper, will keep you stunned. Their collective incompetence is amazing to watch. If you're ever seeking a laugh, just imagine police officers Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell attempting to find a crime without accidentally shooting each other.
Don't forget to mention our brave adventurers Olaf and Elsa. These aren't the Olaf and Elsa in "Frozen." Two hikers are able to discover a treasure trove of Colombian goodies, and prior to when one can even hear "Bearzilla," they become one of the main targets for the Cocaine Bear's endless hunger. In reality, who would need one more Disney princess when there's an uncontrollable, aggressive bear roaming around?
The film strikes the perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy that makes you laugh in one scene, and then clutching your popcorn with fear the next. The number of bodies in the film rises quicker than your hair on the neck and you'll be cheering for each demise with wicked satisfaction. This is exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
So, let's look at the final showdown. Imagine a mighty waterfall over the backdrop, our fearless family comprising Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry poised to confront The Cocaine Bear. It's a gruelling battle through all time, with fireballs, roars of the bear as well as enough white powder to take Tony Montana to shame. In the exact moment you think that the bear has been killed then it's revived with a cocaine explosion! It's a resurgence of legendary proportions.
It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have problems. The editing is as jumpy like a squirrel that has been caffeinated, that leaves you scratching your heads and contemplating if the reel is actually used to serve as scratching posts. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear's CGI truly tops the pack. This bear takes over the show regardless of whether those who edited the show appeared to feel a bit sated their own.
This movie is a blend of double-crossings, tension, and some unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. As the credits begin to roll when you're out the door Cocaine Bear with a smile at the top of your head, keep in mind one of the reviews' final words: Never feed bears anything at all, particularly drugs or fellow trekkers. Believe me when I say that it's going to be a good thing for everyone involved.
Get your popcorn, buckle up and take a seat in the world of "Cocaine Bear." It's a truly unique experience which will have you in amazement, and pondering the significance of bears and their concealed party capabilities.